| 1000 Questions -- The Longest Survey on Bzoink (Good luck!) | |
| =>This or That<= | |
| Pie or cake?:: | cake :) |
| Pie or 3.14159...?:: | 3.14, of course |
| Chocolate or vanilla?:: | chocolaté |
| Black or white?:: | whitey |
| Ceiling or floor?:: | ''to the windoooow! to the wall!'' |
| Couch or bed?:: | it's a lot better to do stuff on the bed ;-) |
| Cough or sneeze?:: | sneeze :P |
| On or off?:: | leave it off |
| Closed or open?:: | keep it closed |
| Brush or comb?:: | my hands :) |
| Long or short?:: | long, baby |
| Big or small?:: | biggie |
| Wet or dry?:: | wet wet wet |
| Under or over?:: | going under |
| Top or bottom?:: | bottom |
| Fly or fall?:: | so fly |
| Smile or frown?:: | smiley :) |
| Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?:: | joy |
| Hot or cold?:: | hot hot hot (Appalachian is hot hot hot!) |
| Warm or cool?:: | warming up |
| Rough or smooth?:: | smooth up |
| Cat or dog?:: | kitty kats :) |
| Snake or bird?:: | birds |
| Shark or T-Rex?:: | umm, T-Rex? |
| Past or present?:: | revel in the past |
| Science fiction or fantasy?:: | www.fan-ta-see |
| Dull or sharp?:: | so dull |
| Live forever or die young?:: | it's too late for me to die young, so I'll live forever lol |
| Books or television?:: | who reads books these days? |
| Jump or skip?:: | jump (for your love) |
| Fast or slow?:: | fast |
| Run or walk?:: | walk this way |
| Guy or girl?:: | neither. I like women. ;-) |
| Disney or Warner Brothers?:: | Disney |
| Belle or Jasmine?:: | Jazzy Phe |
| Gaston or Cruella Deville?:: | Cruella |
| Food or friends?:: | food, unless you have friends who have food |
| Colors or black and white?:: | colors |
| Cute or pretty?:: | pretty :) |
| Good or evil?:: | good rules all |
| Fruits or vegetables?:: | I like fruit, you loop |
| Milk or juice?:: | juice |
| Hot chocolate or gingerale?:: | hot cocoa |
| Beer or wine?:: | Mountain Dew ;-) |
| Movies or cartoons?:: | moovies |
| Pillow or blanket?:: | fun pillows :) |
| Moon or stars?:: | to the moon & back |
| Sky or sea?:: | sea |
| Explode or implode?:: | explosions are cool |
| =>Odd Questions<= | |
| What color is the bottom of your tongue?:: | uhh... purple? |
| Your foot?:: | beige-ish |
| Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?:: | nope... not even a foot fetish |
| Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?:: | nahhhh. I like em old but not that old (and not male lol) |
| Do you chew on your homework?:: | my tongue is tastier |
| Pencils?:: | oh yeah |
| Do you read the dictionary?:: | not regularly |
| Encyclopedia?:: | Wikipedia :) |
| Atlas?:: | oh yeah! |
| Road map?:: | oh yeah! |
| Do you memorize random facts?:: | sure, why not? |
| Do you stalk anyone?:: | why? Who wants to know? |
| Does anyone stalk you?:: | not that I know |
| Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?:: | don't need to cut the grass. Someone else does it |
| Do you dust your lawn?:: | nahh |
| Do you collect dust?:: | unfortunately |
| Lint?:: | nope |
| Baby teeth?:: | nope |
| Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?:: | ehh, sure ;-) |
| Do you wish prostitution was legal?:: | it's not? |
| Do you use lotion on your feet?:: | nope |
| Do you have problems with Canadians?:: | nope, just the weather lol |
| Mexicans?:: | no comment ;-) |
| Americans?:: | there are a few |
| The French?:: | nahh |
| The English?:: | nahh |
| Have you ever played a kazoo?:: | yup |
| Have you ever shot someone?:: | nope |
| Something?:: | in summer camp as a kid :) |
| How many pairs of underwear do you own?:: | nine |
| Jeans?:: | 4? |
| What ring size are you?:: | dunno |
| Belt size?:: | dunno |
| Have you ever gotten anything amputated?:: | god, no! |
| Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?:: | nope... it's in a box in the closet :) |
| Do you eat a lot?:: | not currently. I have a cold :P |
| Do you get excited over cameras?:: | absotively |
| Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?:: | nahhh |
| Poison?:: | the Alice Cooper song? Yes :) |
| Knives?:: | only the Tiptaptwo (Final Fantasy fans will get that one) |
| Cheese?:: | too cheesy |
| Penguins?:: | march along |
| Bald people?:: | I like hair |
| Scrawny African children?:: | who am I, Angelina? |
| Midgets?:: | that's very un-P.C. :P |
| Pirates?:: | I like booty :) |
| Corny jokes?:: | who doesn't? |
| Are you a virgin?:: | unfortunately :P |
| Are you a hermaphrodite?:: | lol no, but sometimes I think I have a vagina |
| Do you tie string to your teeth?:: | nahhh |
| Do you bite yourself?:: | on occasion |
| Cut yourself?:: | only when I have to open boxes at work and I miss |
| Do you get cold sores often?:: | not as often |
| Do you have a cold right now?:: | you read my mind! lol |
| Do you suffer from chronic migraines?:: | thankfully no |
| Do you like to touch sharp objects?:: | lol no!!! |
| Do you have a twitching problem?:: | nope |
| Are you homicidal?:: | nuh-uh |
| What do you do on the computer?:: | fill out surveys to post on Myspace :P |
| Anything your parents should know about?:: | nahh... they know everything they need to know |
| Are you happy with your life?:: | I'm content with it. It's the only one I got, right? |
| Is everybody else happy with your life?:: | I doubt it |
| Do you like 100% white grape juice?:: | never had it |
| Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?:: | not during the winter |
| How big is the universe?:: | eternal, right? |
| What's the logic behind your answer?:: | school, my boy |
| How many hours of sleep do you get every night?:: | 8 |
| What do you dream about?:: | floating, being naked in public, my mom (RIP), running on my hands |
| Anything your parents should know about?:: | no fair repeating questions :P |
| Do you fall for Internet advertisements?:: | on occasion |
| Do you enjoy bungee jumping?:: | no!!! |
| Do you have AIM?:: | yeah, but I rarely use it |
| MSN?:: | nope |
| YIM?:: | nope |
| A Neopets account?:: | nope |
| A Vampirefreaks account?:: | nope |
| A Quizilla account?:: | nope |
| A Bzoink account?:: | nope |
| Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?:: | sometimes |
| Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?:: | lol no |
| Do you get attacked by ladybugs?:: | nope |
| Are you scared of everything that breathes?:: | nope |
| Doesn't breathe?:: | lol nope |
| Are you scared of anything at all?:: | oh yeah, a buncha things. I'm a scaredy-cat |
| What?:: | automatic car washes, elevators, guns, talking to women, snakes, driving on skinny roads |
| Which cardinal direction do you like best?:: | down south, baby |
| Do you have a life?:: | lol no :P |
| Do you have a microphone on your computer?:: | not attached right now, but I do have one |
| A webcam?:: | nope |
| A scanner?:: | of course |
| A printer?:: | of course |
| A cordless mouse?:: | nope |
| Does your mouse light up?:: | nope |
| Are you scared of mice?:: | yup |
| What kind of computer do you have?:: | eMachines |
| Were you ever physically abused?:: | thankfully no |
| Verbally?:: | of course, who hasn't been? |
| Sexually?:: | I'm a virgin - take a guess |
| Do you wish you were a fish?:: | lol no |
| A cat?:: | yeah, being a cat would be cool |
| A dog?:: | nope, dogs are dumb |
| Do you have a cell phone?:: | shore do |
| What kind is it?:: | Verizon camera phone |
| Do you weasel out of things?:: | nope |
| Do your teachers like you?:: | I think they did |
| Do your parents like you?:: | I hope so |
| Do your siblings like you?:: | that I know for sure. My brudda likes me :) |
| Does karma, if it exists, love you?:: | karma bites me in the arse |
| Did you have a tail when you were born?:: | nope |
| Do you enjoy school?:: | if I didn't have to wake up at 6am for it |
| Do you sleep under or over the covers?:: | undercover (of the night) |
| Do you sleep in a bed?:: | can't sleep anywhere else |
| Do you catch yourself floating at times?:: | only in my dreams |
| Are you a packrat?:: | nope, I throw stuff out |
| Do you know HTML or CSS?:: | yes HTML, no CSS |
| Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?:: | lol I hold back on unchewables |
| Do you shy away from social situations?:: | of course, that's why I'm at home taking this survey lol |
| Are you obsessed with shiny things?:: | yes lol |
| Are you at least attracted to them?:: | :)~ |
| Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?:: | it's a surprise |
| Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?:: | I tried to break my brudda's tennis racket once, is that close? |
| Do you label other people?:: | who doesn't? |
| Are you proud?:: | no :P |
| Do you like scrambled eggs?:: | yes! |
| =>How bad can I make you Look?<= | |
| Do you wash your hands frequently?:: | I avoid dirty situations, so no |
| Do you wet the bed?:: | lol no |
| What age did you stop?:: | I don't remember |
| Do you lie a lot?:: | on occasion |
| Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?:: | yes :P |
| Brush your hair?:: | yes |
| Do you use deoderant?:: | nope |
| Do you masturbate?:: | who doesn't? |
| How often?:: | once a day :) |
| Are you an alcoholic?:: | no!!!!! |
| A druggie?:: | no |
| Do you drink illegally?:: | no |
| Do you wear underwear?:: | briefs all the way, baby |
| Do you change your underwear frequently?:: | once a day |
| Are you a coward?:: | yes |
| A loser?:: | yes |
| An idiot?:: | I'm slightly smarter than an idiot |
| Do you chatspeak?:: | can't you tell? |
| Are you a bad friend?:: | I think I might be :P |
| Are you untrustworthy?:: | no, you can trust me |
| Unreliable?:: | I'm reliable... I think lol |
| Do you pick your nose?:: | who doesn't? |
| Are you imperfect?:: | we all are! |
| Ugly?:: | I'm a 30-year-old virgin, what do you think? |
| Do you have bad hair?:: | nahh, my hair is in good condition |
| A big nose?:: | nope (women w/ big noses are sexy, though!) |
| Are you shallow?:: | of course - all guys are lol |
| Greedy?:: | nahhh, I can control myself |
| Do you tell people you love them just to get want you want?:: | no way, I save that for when I mean it |
| Do you have any /important/ talents?:: | ummm... no lol |
| Do you burp often?:: | better than coming out the other end |
| Are you impolite?:: | sometimes |
| Disrespectful?:: | nahhh |
| Sadistic?:: | a little |
| Are you a pansy?:: | yes, and I love it lol |
| Are you a conformist? (Hot Topic is a mainstream store, by the way.):: | there's nothing wrong with conforming |
| Are you a fan of George W. Bush?:: | ehh, sure why not |
| Do you have buck teeth?:: | nope |
| Acne?:: | bacne lol |
| Mental illnesses?:: | perfectionist disorder |
| Are you fake?:: | nope, all my parts are real ;-) |
| Does your breath smell?:: | I don't think so |
| Do you have a strong body odor?:: | nope |
| Do you have bad teeth?:: | nope |
| Do you have a bull ring through your nose?:: | nope |
| Are you overweight?:: | unfortunately :P |
| Anorexic?:: | nope |
| Bulimic?:: | nope |
| Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?:: | not yet ;-) |
| A tattoo?:: | not yet ;-) |
| Are you a wannabe?:: | yes, and I really wanna zigazag ah |
| Do you get bad grades?:: | yup |
| What's your IQ level?:: | I scored 140 once |
| Are you a bad guesser?:: | yes |
| Are you slow?:: | I'm chopped & screwed lol |
| Are you bad at reading people?:: | very much so |
| Are you too nice for your own good?:: | for sure :P |
| Do you have a lot of friends?:: | no lol |
| Do you give in easily?:: | yes |
| Are you stubborn?:: | nahhh |
| Are you annoying?:: | some might say so |
| Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?:: | nahhh |
| Are you a necrophilliac?:: | nope |
| Are you incestual?:: | nope |
| Is your room messy?:: | nope |
| Do you make fun of other people?:: | sometimes |
| Do you respect your body?:: | nope :P |
| Are you arrogant?:: | girls find arrogance hot, right? Then I'm not :P |
| Do you have low self-esteem?:: | of course |
| Are you unique?:: | nope - plain Joe |
| Are your hands clammy?:: | nope |
| Are you short?:: | nope |
| Are you freakishly tall?:: | nope |
| Do you like Simple Plan?:: | Pierre rules :) |
| =>Beliefs<= | |
| Do you believe in God?:: | absolutely |
| Do you believe in magic?:: | ''and you know you're the one who can put out the fire...'' |
| True love?:: | YES! |
| Heaven?:: | yup |
| Hell?:: | unfortunately :P |
| Satan?:: | I deny him |
| The Lord and Lady?:: | yup |
| The Goddess?:: | you mean Eva Longoria? Or some other goddess? ;-) |
| The Greek Gods or Goddesses?:: | nahh |
| The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?:: | nahh |
| Are you an atheist?:: | nope |
| Agnostic?:: | unfortunately |
| Do you believe in fairies?:: | I have no problem w/ fairies - they were born that way lol |
| Dragons?:: | they're hard to kill on Final Fantasy |
| Unicorns?:: | they heal your HP and status on Final Fantasy |
| Gollums?:: | nope |
| Santa?:: | what about him? lol |
| The Easter Bunny?:: | it's gotta hurt to lay that many eggs at one time |
| The Tooth Fairy?:: | nope |
| Pixies?:: | nope |
| Phoenixes?:: | I went to Phenix City, AL once and didn't see any, so no |
| Elves?:: | he's the King! Oh, wait... you said ''elves''... |
| Dwarves?:: | that's a little more P.C. than ''midget'' |
| Mermaids?:: | only if they're as hot as Ariel |
| Karma?:: | isn't she an Internet model? |
| Immortality?:: | nope |
| Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?:: | nope |
| Mayan Gods?:: | nope |
| Incan Gods?:: | nope |
| Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?:: | ow... you're making me think... it hurts |
| Do you believe in life on other planets?:: | yup. I saw E.T. |
| Do you believe in parallel universes?:: | sure, why not lol |
| Do you believe that black holes are time portals?:: | yup. I love the Soundgarden song too. ;-) |
| Do you believe in Eternity?:: | yup |
| Do you believe in evolution?:: | nope |
| Do you believe in life after death?:: | in heaven or hell |
| What happens to us after we die?:: | we face judgment day |
| Do you believe in superheroes?:: | gotta have something to believe in |
| Super villains?:: | sure, why else would superheroes exist? :) |
| Do you believe in Fate?:: | yup |
| That everything has a purpose?:: | yup |
| Do you believe that everything revolves around money?:: | in one way or another |
| Sex?:: | not necessarily |
| Love?:: | it could have its hand in things |
| Success?:: | yup - I'm a perfectionist. Success is everything |
| Making yourself happy?:: | yup - why make yourself unhappy? |
| Making others happy?:: | that too |
| Religion?:: | ehhh, dunno |
| Politics?:: | nope |
| Do you believe in miracles?:: | yes! |
| Angels?:: | yup |
| Demons?:: | nope |
| Ghosts?:: | yup |
| Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?:: | absolutely - who wants to be mine? lol |
| Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?:: | sure |
| Do you believe in selfessness at all?:: | why not? |
| Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?:: | isn't that what angels & miracles are for? |
| Do you believe that the means justify the ends?:: | yup |
| Do you believe that anything can happen?:: | nope - there are limits |
| =>The Basics<= | |
| Name:: | David |
| Age:: | 31 |
| Gender:: | I'm a MAN, baby |
| Happy with it?:: | not really - other men tend to make me feel bad about being like them |
| Eye color:: | blue |
| Happy with it?:: | it's the color women prefer ;-) |
| If not, what would you change it to?:: | wouldn't change them |
| Hair color:: | brown |
| Happy with it?:: | kindasorta |
| If not, what would you change it to?:: | would love to be blond like I was when I was born |
| Hair length:: | to the neck - no mullets here :) |
| Hair style:: | straight & parted |
| Have you ever dyed your hair?:: | nope |
| What color?:: | - |
| Do you dye your hair frequently?:: | nope |
| Has it ever gotten damaged?:: | nope |
| Are you clean-shaven?:: | yup - can't pull off facial hair |
| What's your body type?:: | chubby but not fat |
| Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between?:: | you just made me look at my hands. lol They're kinda short |
| Thin or full lips?:: | thin |
| Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?:: | thick |
| Have you ever had lice?:: | nope |
| How old were you?:: | - |
| Nicknames:: | Big Ears, Dumbo, Radar, Big Swoll, Dave (I hate that one) |
| Happy with them?:: | sometimes lol |
| Aliases:: | Jim Runningwater, I Got A Pass, Pike74, Pike Spice |
| What made you choose them?:: | a random conversation in HS about indians, an episode of Beavis & Butthead, a love for Fort Pike & a love for the Spice Girls :) |
| If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?:: | Susan - mom thought I was gonna be a girl |
| Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?:: | I've always thought Jennifer was a pretty name |
| If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?:: | only because I'm tired of spelling it for people |
| What heritage does your first name imply?:: | ummmm, Catholic? lol |
| Middle name?:: | I have no idea (Michael) |
| Last name?:: | that's from Finland |
| Place of birth:: | Slidell Memorial Hospital |
| Date of birth:: | 5-2-74 |
| Nationality:: | Louisianan lol |
| Were you named after anyone?:: | the David in the Bible |
| Who?:: | I just told you lol |
| What side of the family does your name come from?:: | Mom named me |
| Did your parents immigrate?:: | nope - native citizens |
| How about your grandparents?:: | they're native too |
| Your great grandparents?:: | ummm, dunno |
| Farther back into your family?:: | obviously |
| Where did they emmigrate from?:: | dad's family is from Finland, mom's from Germany |
| Where did they immigrate to?:: | Minnesota & Nebraska respectively |
| Skin color:: | whitey |
| What's your facial structure like?:: | my ears are big and my eyes look in opposite directions (a la Paris Hilton) |
| Height:: | 5' 10'' |
| Happy with it?:: | sure |
| Weight:: | 190 |
| Happy with it?:: | no :P |
| How old are your parents?:: | retirement age |
| What's your father's name?:: | Al |
| Your mother's?:: | Helen |
| Do you have any siblings?:: | Steve |
| How old are they?:: | 33 |
| What are their names?:: | I forgot ;-) |
| Do you get along with your family?:: | sure |
| Do you wish they were different?:: | nahhh |
| Were you ever abused by any member of your family?:: | dad spanked me as a kid, but what dad doesn't? |
| Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?:: | not that I can think of |
| Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?:: | nope |
| If so, why?:: | - |
| Who do you get along with most?:: | my brudda |
| =>Favorites<= | |
| Color:: | blue |
| Month:: | May - the beginning of summer :) |
| Year:: | 1996, the year of my life - fell in love for the 1st time, got my 1st kiss, had my 1st relationship, returned to college after a break, bowled my first 600 series |
| Decade:: | I love the 80's (strikes back) |
| Century:: | the 1800s fascinate me a bit |
| Millenium:: | prehistoric |
| Animal:: | persian cat |
| Movie:: | PeeWee's Big Adventure |
| Book:: | Maxim magazine ;-) |
| River:: | the Chattooga, separating GA & SC in the corner. Lots of waterfalls there |
| Lake:: | Lake Pontchartrain, what else? lol |
| Ocean:: | Atlantic, baby |
| Country:: | US! |
| City:: | Grand Isle, LA |
| State:: | Alabama - I just love that state for some reason |
| Province:: | only been to Ontario |
| Place to go in your neighborhood:: | Bi-Lo. I find myself going there a lot lol |
| Person:: | just one favorite person? ummm.... Jesus, I guess |
| Relative:: | Aunt Cheryl is cool |
| Pet:: | Kwigybo :) |
| Actor:: | Michael Douglas |
| Actress:: | Jennifer Lopez (good actress, bad singer lol) |
| Celebrity:: | lemme think about that for a moment. THE SPICE GIRLS! |
| Musician:: | one musician? I guess Tommy Lee |
| Singer:: | Dexter Holland of the Offspring. What a voice! |
| Band:: | take a guess ;-) |
| Movie genre:: | dumb comedies (as opposed to romantic comedies) |
| Book genre:: | magazines |
| Play genre:: | don't see plays |
| Play:: | - |
| Musical:: | - |
| Poem:: | don't have one |
| Writer:: | don't have one of those either |
| Song:: | Freestyle's ''Don't stop the rock'' |
| Sport:: | football (the american game, not soccer lol) |
| Drink:: | the Dew :) |
| Food:: | pepperoni pizza |
| Brand of cereal:: | hmmm... Count Chocula? |
| Candy bar:: | Snickers Cruncher |
| Disney princess:: | Cinderella |
| Disney prince:: | Prince Charming |
| Disney villain:: | the Grinch |
| Disney character:: | was Shrek a Disney character? |
| CD:: | Metallica's ''Load'', a.k.a. the sellout album (those fans are stupid for saying that about that masterpiece!) |
| Director:: | Spielberg |
| Videogame:: | Killer Instinct |
| Computer game:: | M.U.L.E. |
| Game:: | 52-card pickup ;-) |
| Board game:: | Connect 4 |
| Word game:: | Jumble |
| Clothing style:: | white - I like wearing white shirts & I like seeing white jeans on women ;-) |
| Truth or dare question:: | never played |
| Fairy tale:: | dunno |
| Lullaby:: | don't have one |
| Holiday:: | Christmas! |
| Mythological creature:: | dunno |
| Miscellaneous item:: | porn ;-) |
| Storybook character:: | dunno |
| Movie character:: | Elle Woods from ''Legally Blonde''. I want a girl like that! |
| Play character:: | don't have one |
| Musical character:: | don't have one |
| College:: | UL-Lafayette, a.k.a. USL, baby! Ragin Cajun! |
| Football team:: | the Aints ;-) |
| Soccer team:: | (in my best british accent) Manchester United |
| Tennis player:: | Maria Sharapova. Yum. |
| Hockey team:: | don't like hockey |
| Basketball team:: | the Zags :) |
| Baseball team:: | dem Yankees |
| Swimmer:: | don't have one |
| Track star:: | don't have one |
| Vegetable:: | choppin' broccoli |
| Fruit:: | naners |
| Toothpaste brand:: | Crest |
| Type of computer:: | one with a cable modem connection ;-) |
| Medication:: | lol Don't have to take any medicines |
| Poison:: | the Alice Cooper song |
| Type of sword:: | samurai |
| Type of gun:: | don't like guns |
| Planet:: | Earth. Duh. |
| Space feature:: | the sun |
| Breed of cat:: | those fuzzy & stupid persians |
| Dog:: | weenie dogs |
| Spider:: | dead |
| Fish:: | don't like fish |
| Penguin:: | don't like penguins |
| Species of crustacean:: | don't like crustaceans |
| Arachnid:: | dead |
| Insect:: | dragonflies. They're our friends since they only attack other insects |
| Pair of socks:: | ones without holes |
| Scooby-Doo character:: | Shaggy. Zoinks. |
| Spongebob Squarepants character:: | Spongebob rules! |
| Quote:: | Lil Jon yelling ''What????'' |
| Adage:: | hmm... dunno |
| President:: | George Washington, the pioneer president |
| Astrological sign:: | Taurus, baby |
| Chinese zodiac sign:: | dunno |
| Number:: | 74 |
| Short story:: | Once upon a time, they lived happily ever after. |
| Word:: | quadrangular. It makes me laugh whenever I hear it |
| Definition:: | don't have one |
| Time period:: | the 10am hour |
| Dictionary brand:: | Webster, of course |
| Series of books:: | magazines |
| Publishing company:: | dunno |
| Illustrator:: | don't have one |
| Artist:: | don't have one |
| Childhood story:: | don't have one |
| Childhood memory:: | watching the Jetsons before school, then watching You Can't Do That On Television after school |
| Facial expression:: | smiles :) |
| Serial killer:: | lol don't like them! |
| Medieval torture device:: | chinese water torture is pretty evil |
| Instrument:: | wanna see my instrument? ;-) |
| Brand of chocolate:: | dark chocolate, baby |
| Candy:: | Jelly Bellies |
| Brand of candy:: | hmmm... Willy Wonka? |
| Time of day:: | late mornings |
| Codename Amour and Adori use:: | huh? |
| Letter:: | D |
| Inside joke:: | ''It's looking at you funny!'' |
| Joke:: | From Steven Wright: I went to the cinema and the sign said 'Adults $5, children $2.50'. I said ''all right, give me 2 boys and a girl.'' |
| Scent:: | Tide liquid detergent. Love it |
| Onomotapoeia:: | beep beep! |
| Alliteration:: | huh? |
| =>The Ideal Mate<= | |
| Hair color:: | brunette (but that's not to say I would make exceptions lol) |
| Hair length:: | long |
| Hair style:: | styled or permed |
| Eye color:: | no preference |
| Skin color:: | no preference |
| Any makeup?:: | yes! I love makeup |
| Clothing style:: | no preference, however no nudists lol |
| Shy or outgoing?:: | shy |
| Happy or depressed?:: | happy! |
| Funny or serious?:: | both |
| Abusive or kind?:: | a little of both? |
| Respectful or perverted?:: | a little of both, since I am ;-) |
| Completely describe their personality:: | non-bitchy, non-golddigging, loves men not boys, down to earth |
| This is another space if you need it:: | - |
| Ideal height:: | 5' 10'' - I've never dated someone my height |
| Ideal weight:: | no preference |
| Body type:: | dependant on the girl - some look good skinny, some with weight |
| Completely describe their appearances:: | not dirty, no leg hair or armpit hair |
| This is another space if you need it:: | bonus points if she looks like Eva Longoria ;-) |
| Cup size or condom size:: | no preference, as long as she has some boobage going on lol |
| Masochistic or sadistic?:: | I can deal with either lol |
| Conformist or nonconformist?:: | either |
| Artistic or athletic?:: | artistic b/c I'm not athletic |
| Intellectual or unintelligent?:: | dumb girls bug me, so intellectual |
| Complex or simple?:: | simple - what guy would be with a complex girl? |
| What would their hobbies be?:: | spending nights in instead of hitting bars & parties |
| Interests?:: | me ;-) |
| Obsessions:: | the penis lol |
| Would they hug you often?:: | sure |
| Kiss you often?:: | I should only be so lucky! lol |
| Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?:: | sure |
| Have you already found your ideal mate?:: | nope |
| Or as close as someone can get?:: | yup.... and she left before we could meet (long story) |
| Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?:: | sometimes - I have a low sex drive |
| Are you in love?:: | only with the Spice Girls :) |
| What will you do together?:: | go to the beach or mountains, bowl, take surveys ;-) |
| Your ideal date:: | having one lol |
| Your ideal wedding:: | in the cathedral at St. Augustine, FL |
| How many kids?:: | 0 |
| What will their names be?:: | - |
| What do you think they would look like?:: | hopefully not me lol |
| Will you even have kids?:: | probably not, but who knows |
| If not, why?:: | I'm not fit to be a father, and this I know for a fact |
| Will you even get married?:: | I'd be open to it |
| If no, why?:: | - |
| Are you taken or single?:: | single, baby |
| =>Dislikes<= | |
| Least favorite color:: | grey :P |
| Animal:: | snakes |
| Number:: | 666 |
| President:: | hmmm.... don't think I have a least favorite prez. |
| Actor:: | will have to get back to you on that one |
| Actress:: | Jessica Simpson :P |
| Director:: | Quentin Tarantino - too violent for me |
| Celebrity:: | Paris Hilton - why is she a celebrity again? |
| Artist:: | don't have one |
| Illustrator:: | don't have one |
| Poet:: | don't have one |
| Writer:: | don't have one |
| Band:: | Nine Inch Nails |
| Musician:: | P. Diddy (if you can call him a musician) |
| Singer:: | that guy from Coheed & Cambria |
| Food:: | scalloped potatoes :P |
| Fruit:: | tangerines |
| Vegetable:: | brussel sprouts |
| Candy:: | anything cinnamon flavored |
| Candy bar:: | Zero |
| Brand of chocolate:: | white chocolate |
| Skittles flavor:: | they're all the same, aren't they? lol |
| Month:: | February - it's cold & Valentine's Day is in the middle of it |
| Year:: | 1990 was a horrible year for me, but at least that year I started to learn to drive |
| Decade:: | 40's |
| Century:: | hmmm.... dunno |
| Millenium:: | the first (years 0-999) because we don't know much about them |
| Era:: | don't have one |
| Time period:: | from midnight to 5am - it's so boring then |
| Battle of the Civil War:: | Appomattox - that's where the south surrendered |
| War:: | Vietnam :P |
| Battle of WWII:: | don't know any |
| Battle of American Revolution:: | don't know any |
| Genius:: | least favorite genius? ummm... don't have one |
| Genus of plant:: | Venus flytraps |
| Flower:: | roses. They smell like poo-poo-poo. ;-) |
| Tree:: | don't have one |
| Hair color:: | purple |
| Eye color:: | don't have one |
| Fairy tale:: | don't have one |
| Disney princess:: | don't have one |
| Disney villain:: | don't have one |
| Disney prince:: | don't have one |
| Movie character:: | Drago from Rocky 4. He scared me as a kid |
| Play character:: | don't have one |
| Book character:: | don't have one |
| Musical character:: | don't have one |
| Play:: | don't have one |
| Musical:: | don't have one |
| Person:: | hmmmm... I dunno. Terrell Owens? |
| Brand of cereal:: | Grape Nuts. Yuck. |
| Brand of battery:: | generics die too easily |
| Mental illness:: | sleepwalkers scare me |
| Medication:: | meth lol |
| Serial killer:: | all of them |
| Poison:: | all of them |
| Type of sword:: | daggers |
| Type of gun:: | all of them |
| Toothpaste brand:: | Aquafresh |
| Scent:: | sulphur (rotten eggs, stink bombs) |
| Taste:: | hot peppers |
| Sound:: | cars booming their bass and all you can hear is boom-boom-boom |
| Sexual position:: | lol anal looks uncomfortable |
| Article of clothing:: | camouflage |
| =>What do you think Of...<= | |
| Ugly people?:: | I'm a member :P |
| Pretty people?:: | they're conceited and look down on us uglies |
| Bald people?:: | a good look for some people |
| Scrawny African children?:: | sympathetic |
| Religion?:: | God's watching |
| Politics?:: | everyone thinks they can run the country/world, but I trust our leaders |
| Abortion?:: | forgiveable if the baby was a result of rape or the birth would result in health problems |
| Church?:: | never understood their importance, even though I attended as a kid |
| Separation of church and state?:: | this is one nation under God, it was started that way, leave it that way |
| Blondes?:: | they get a bad rap, but at the same time, they only fuel the stereotype ;-) |
| Brunettes?:: | they're hot hot hot! |
| Redheads?:: | women find them pretty more so than guys do |
| Mainstream rock?:: | you mean stuff like Hawthorne Heights? It's overdone but some good bands seep through :) |
| Abercrombie?:: | don't care |
| Pop music?:: | I love it, always have, always will |
| Classic rock?:: | boring, except Elvis, of course lol |
| Roleplaying?:: | I'd be up for it as long as I didn't find my role too creepy |
| Emo music?:: | indifferent |
| Ignorance?:: | it's bliss sometimes |
| Stupidity?:: | it's a disease in the south lol |
| Mental retardation?:: | sympathetic |
| My friend, Kcaiyettlyinnee?:: | who cares besides you? lol |
| Friends?:: | everyone needs them |
| Disrespect?:: | if you don't show respect, you don't deserve it back |
| Immaturity?:: | it's fun :) |
| Republicans?:: | I'm one :P |
| Democrats?:: | it's all so wrong! lol |
| George W. Bush?:: | wrongly given a lot of disrespect |
| Your mom? (OH, BURN.):: | poor thing left too early |
| My mom?:: | is she single? lol |
| Me?:: | are you single? (and a girl? lol) |
| This survey?:: | I'm over halfway done! |
| Dry walls?:: | ehhhh |
| Painted walls?:: | as long as it's not an ugly shade |
| Drugs?:: | for medicine, good. For fun, bad |
| Alcohol?:: | it's stupid, tastes horrible & makes people risk their lives |
| Prostitution?:: | what's the big deal? She wants money for sex. So do wives! |
| Premarital sex?:: | if it happens, it happens. Would you marry someone who was bad in bed? |
| Teenage sex?:: | it's going to happen regardless, so teach them to be safe |
| People?:: | get to know the good ones, ignore the bad ones |
| Your classmates?:: | most of them picked on me |
| Your co-workers?:: | they ain't too bright |
| Your school?:: | SHS was boring |
| Your family?:: | dysfunctional but still talking lol |
| My family?:: | don't know em |
| Your mental health?:: | I like being a nice guy but it irks me at times |
| My mental health?:: | you need a lobotomy lol |
| Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?:: | creepy for adults & teenagers |
| Your life?:: | it could be better but it could be worse |
| My life?:: | you're still alive, so what can you do? lol |
| The color green?:: | green trees mean warm weather is here! Yay! |
| Pickles?:: | yummy |
| Food?:: | gotta have it |
| Electricity?:: | gotta have it |
| Niagra falls?:: | I so want to go! |
| Cataracts?:: | lol no opinion |
| Bridges?:: | things of greatness |
| Braces?:: | annoyances |
| Dictionairies?:: | useful |
| Television?:: | mindless fun |
| Fairy tales?:: | just dreams |
| Hollywood?:: | Eva Longoria lives there, right? ;-) |
| MTV?:: | I miss videos |
| =>Currently...<= | |
| What are you feeling?:: | myself |
| Smelling?:: | nothing since I have a cold |
| Seeing?:: | my puter screen |
| Hearing?:: | my iPod |
| Doing?:: | filling out this survey |
| Who are you talking to online?:: | no one |
| On the phone?:: | no one |
| What room of the house are you in?:: | living room |
| Are you cold?:: | nope |
| Bored?:: | yup lol |
| Warm?:: | yup |
| Hot?:: | I wish I was hot lol |
| Do you look nice?:: | nope |
| What are you wearing?:: | torn clothes |
| Are you eating anything?:: | my tongue |
| Drinking anything?:: | finished a cherry Pepsi |
| What's your heart rate?:: | dunno |
| BMI?:: | dunno |
| What brand of shoes are you wearing?:: | barefoot |
| What are you wishing for?:: | that I get 2 weeks of vacation in a row in the summer |
| What are you worried about?:: | filling out this whole survey, then the puter crashing or not generating the HTML code lol |
| Sad about?:: | I have to work 9 nights in a row |
| Happy about?:: | I'm going to south Georgia after those 9 nights :) |
| Angry about?:: | writing people on Myspace, them reading my msg & not responding |
| Serious about?:: | God |
| Laughing about?:: | guys who show up at my store at 4am alone b/c they couldn't get a girl to go home with them |
| Talking about?:: | nothing |
| Typing about?:: | this survey... duh |
| =>Friends<= | |
| Who are your friends?:: | people who don't dislike me lol |
| Your best friends?:: | people who don't dislike me who have known me for a long time |
| Who do you hang out with most?:: | myself |
| Who do you treat the best?:: | all my friends |
| Who treats you the best?:: | most of them |
| Do you even have friends?:: | lol shhh! |
| If so, why are you taking this survey?:: | no comment ;-) |
| Who's the funny one?:: | Steve |
| The smart one?:: | Kathy |
| The depressed one?:: | I don't make friends w/ depressing people |
| The punk?:: | don't think I have any punk friends |
| The goth?:: | Pat, a.k.a. the Trenchcoat |
| The prep?:: | me lol |
| The jock?:: | don't think I have any jock friends |
| The outcast?:: | Pat |
| The stupid one?:: | me lol |
| The one who you think will kill someone one day?:: | dunno. Steph? lol ;-) |
| The annoying one?:: | me |
| The hyper one?:: | Steph |
| The oblivious one?:: | Megs? lol |
| The romantic?:: | my brudda |
| The pervert?:: | me |
| The content one?:: | me |
| The liar?:: | don't know. Who's been lying? Show of hands! |
| The cheapskate?:: | me |
| The ominous one?:: | Megs? |
| The disrespectful one?:: | dunno |
| The abusive one?:: | don't have abusive friends |
| The hot one?:: | Tonya |
| The ugly one?:: | me |
| The one that hates you?:: | he/she wouldn't be a friend, would they? |
| The one that hates you, but hangs out with you anyway?:: | none |
| The back-up one?:: | dunno |
| The fighter?:: | don't have any fight friends (that I know of) |
| The lover?:: | all of us? :) |
| The hippie?:: | don't think I have any hippie friends. Kathy, are you a hippie? |
| The druggie?:: | don't make friends w/ druggies |
| The alcoholic?:: | don't know |
| The one that's recovering?:: | dunno |
| The one that's in jail?:: | lol none |
| The one that is most likely to be in jail?:: | heh. I dunno. Hopefully not me |
| The one that's going to be executed?:: | none of us |
| The most likely to be murdered?:: | egads, hopefully none of us |
| The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?:: | lol Steve ;-) |
| The most likely to stay there forever?:: | lol none of us |
| The normal one?:: | me |
| The conformist?:: | me |
| The nonconformist?:: | Keith |
| The masochistic one?:: | me |
| The sadistic one?:: | hmmm... dunno |
| The weird one?:: | Steve |
| The musical one?:: | Keith |
| The artistic one?:: | Keith |
| The perfect one?:: | we're not perfect |
| The literary genius?:: | (or ''nerd'', as it's commonly known lol) me |
| The fugitive?:: | me? |
| The juvenille delinquint?:: | Steph :) |
| The Jewish one?:: | don't think I have any Jewish friends |
| The Christian one?:: | me |
| The Buddhist one?:: | none |
| The Muslim one?:: | none |
| The Hindu one?:: | none that I know |
| The Catholic one?:: | Steve? |
| The Wiccan one?:: | none |
| The atheist?:: | none that I know |
| The agnostic?:: | me |
| The cutter?:: | none |
| The anorexic one?:: | none |
| The bulimic one?:: | none |
| The skinny one?:: | not me lol |
| The thin one?:: | isn't that the same as skinny? |
| The fat one?:: | me lol |
| The obese one?:: | don't think I have any friends who are obese |
| The Satanic one?:: | none! |
| =>Have you Ever...<= | |
| Gone on a cruise?:: | not yet |
| Beaten someone up?:: | nope |
| Been beaten up?:: | nope |
| Bullied someone?:: | nope |
| Been bullied?:: | yup |
| Attempted suicide?:: | nope |
| Attempted murder?:: | nope |
| Nearly died?:: | nope |
| Broken the law?:: | yup |
| Stolen something?:: | yup |
| Had an abortion?:: | lol nope |
| Known the president?:: | nope |
| Had an affair with the president?:: | lol shhh! |
| Met a famous person?:: | does the local weatherman count? |
| Masturbated?:: | lol who doesn't! |
| Gotten drunk?:: | nope |
| Gotten high?:: | nope |
| Had masochistic sex?:: | nope |
| Had an affair?:: | nope |
| Been out of the country?:: | nope |
| Out of state?:: | yup |
| Out of your town?:: | yup |
| Written a poem?:: | yup |
| A story?:: | yup |
| A novel?:: | nope |
| A song?:: | nope |
| Gotten published?:: | yup, in my school's paper :) |
| Written a love poem?:: | yup |
| Story?:: | nope |
| Novel?:: | nope |
| Song?:: | nope |
| Said that you hated the world?:: | nope |
| Finished school?:: | high school :) |
| Flunked a grade?:: | nope |
| Flunked a test?:: | of course, who hasn't |
| Flunked a subject?:: | yup |
| Read a book for enjoyment?:: | nope lol |
| Bungee jumped?:: | nope |
| Skydived?:: | nope |
| Danced?:: | nope |
| Been to a dance?:: | nope |
| Suba dived?:: | nope |
| Broken a bone?:: | nope |
| Gotten a nose bleed?:: | nope |
| Had an orgasm?:: | lol yup ;-) |
| Suffered from psychosis?:: | nope |
| Wished you could get away with something?:: | yup |
| Thought of killing someone?:: | unfortunately :P |
| Thought of killing yourself?:: | as a teen |
| Saved someone's life?:: | nope |
| Saved your own?:: | haven't been in any life-threatening situations |
| Gone to the beach?:: | love it |
| Gone fishing?:: | nope |
| Gone to an island?:: | yup |
| Died in a dream?:: | nope |
| Had a dream that came true?:: | don't think so |
| Kissed someone in the rain?:: | nope |
| Gotten pregnant?:: | lol no ;-) |
| Eaten calamari?:: | nope |
| Lobster?:: | nope |
| Helped anybody during the holidays?:: | yup |
| Helped a stranger?:: | yup |
| Kissed a stranger?:: | nope |
| Hugged a stranger?:: | yup |
| Had sex with a stranger?:: | lol no |
| =>Can You...<= | |
| Kiss your elbow?:: | probably |
| Touch your nose with your tongue?:: | nope |
| Stick your fist in your mouth?:: | nope |
| Touch your toes?:: | yup |
| Give away money?:: | yup |
| Marry a family member?:: | lol no |
| Hire an assassin?:: | nope |
| Get ahold of drugs?:: | nope |
| Alcohol?:: | yup |
| Stay up all night?:: | yup |
| Stay up for /ten/ nights?:: | nope |
| Finish this survey?:: | almost there, aren't I? lol |
| Swim?:: | yup |
| Draw well?:: | nope |
| Sing well?:: | moderately |
| Write well?:: | kinda |
| Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?:: | lol no |
| Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?:: | no :) |
| Without milk?:: | - |
| Predict the future?:: | nope |
| =>Would you Ever...<= | |
| Sacrifice everything for a friend?:: | everything? Sorry, can't do that |
| A lover?:: | can't do that either |
| Give your life for a friend?:: | oy. I dunno |
| A lover?:: | dunno... maybe |
| Give your life to save a stranger's?:: | don't think I can |
| Post yourself having sex up on the Internet?:: | lol who'd wanna watch me have sex? |
| Sell yourself?:: | nope |
| Have cyber sex?:: | done it ;-) |
| Real sex?:: | of course |
| With who?:: | Eva Longoria lol |
| Here's an extra space if you need one:: | and I guess Kelly Ripa, Kristin Chenoweth, Stacy Keibler, Mya, Mel C, Dawn Yanek, an NFL cheerleader... |
| Lie to a friend?:: | if it would protect his/her feelings |
| Lie to your parents?:: | nope |
| Lie to a lover?:: | nope, because girlfriends have a way of finding out the truth lol |
| Steal from your parents?:: | nope |
| Hug them in public?:: | yup |
| Blow up your house?:: | lol no! |
| Abuse someone?:: | nope |
| Use someone?:: | nope |
| Recommend this survey to a friend?:: | lol sure |
| =>Would you ever Be...<= | |
| A fireman?:: | nope, although I respect the job they do |
| Policeman?:: | same thing |
| Serial killer?:: | nope |
| Doctor?:: | don't have the smarts |
| Surgeon?:: | ditto |
| Prostitute?:: | lol how much do you think I could get? ;-) |
| Playboy model?:: | I'd love to be in Playgirl! |
| Writer?:: | nope |
| Artist?:: | nope |
| Musician?:: | nope |
| Assassin?:: | nope |
| Ninja?:: | lol nope |
| Soldier?:: | nope |
| President?:: | nope |
| Darth Vader?:: | nope |
| Pilot?:: | nope |
| Mortician?:: | nope |
| Forensic scientist?:: | nope |
| Detective?:: | nope |
| Lawyer?:: | nope |
| Drug-dealer?:: | nope |
| Pirate?:: | nope |
| Box-carrier?:: | lol I carry boxes at work, yes :) |
| Store clerk?:: | that's what I am now lol |
| Banker?:: | I could do that |
| Criminal?:: | nope |
| Target?:: | lol nope |
| Professional wrestler?:: | no way |
| Tennis player?:: | nope |
| Rapper?:: | I'm too white |
| Country singer?:: | don't know enough about its history |
| Pop star?:: | sure |
| Actor?:: | nope |
| Plastic surgeon?:: | nope |
| =>Why...<= | |
| Is the sky blue?:: | because a green sky would be ugly? |
| Is the world round?:: | so we don't fall off the edges |
| Is the world unfair?:: | ask the people on top :P |
| Are most people selfish?:: | they're trying to get on top |
| Impolite?:: | they're thinking of themselves |
| Disrespectful?:: | they're xenophobic |
| Conforming?:: | they don't trust their own judgments (and I include myself lol) |
| Are there religions?:: | I don't know. As a Christian, I like to think there's only one God |
| Theories?:: | people don't want to believe that one God can do it all |
| Opinions?:: | different ways of being raised |
| Are humans so intelligent?:: | would you want to live in a world run by primates? lol |
| Do we need air?:: | that's the way God meant for us |
| Do we age?:: | another thing God did |
| Do we die?:: | the world would be too crowded if people lived forever |
| Can't pigs fly?:: | sure they can - buy them a ticket ;-) |
| Is there cheddar cheese in the world?:: | dunno lol |
| Swiss?:: | someone hated cheese so much he shot holes in it? |
| American?:: | it's yummy :) |
| Are you taking this?:: | because it's a challenge to answer 1000 questions lol |
| =>When was the last Time...<= | |
| You brushed your teeth?:: | before bed |
| Took a shower?:: | after bed :) |
| Ate?:: | after I showered |
| Drank?:: | just now |
| Drank an alcoholic beverage?:: | when I had a sip of wine during mom's funeral |
| Took a pill?:: | took an Advil after I ate |
| Smoked?:: | never |
| You got your photograph taken?:: | last time I was at Hooters |
| You got caught doing something bad?:: | probably my last speeding ticket |
| Had sex?:: | hasn't happened yet :P |
| Dyed your hair?:: | never |
| Hurt someone physically?:: | don't think I ever have |
| Hurt someone emotionally?:: | probably when I broke up with my last cyber-gf |
| Did your homework?:: | ummm... spring of 2000? lol |
| Hung out with your friends?:: | dunno |
| Got drunk?:: | don't do that |
| Got high?:: | don't do that |
| Said: | just now |
| Said: | just then ;-) |
| Took a survey?:: | some time ago |
| Won a contest?:: | a radio promotion in 98. I got a free Mix 104.1 shirt & coffee mug. Hoorah for me lol |
| Went out on a date?:: | too long ago |
| Had a strong sexual drive?:: | heh... early in my college days |
| =>Word Association<= | |
| Bed.: | sleep |
| Curtains.: | blinds |
| Lights.: | camera, action |
| Music.: | make you lose control! |
| Candles.: | in the wind |
| Closet.: | out of |
| Door.: | knob |
| Window.: | pane |
| Onomotapoeia.: | beep beep, who got the keys to the Jeep? Vroooom... |
| Dog.: | breath |
| Cat.: | nap |
| Egypt.: | Egyptian Lover, baby |
| Corey.: | Hart (I wear my sunglasses at night...) |
| Mirror.: | on the wall |
| Case.: | mate (a casemate is the outer wall of a fort) |
| Cage.: | Johnny Cage from Mortal Kombat |
| Cave.: | man |
| Nutella.: | not telling? |
| Bird.: | man! (Baby of Cash Money) |
| Bear.: | hug |
| Death.: | bed |
| Life.: | water |
| White.: | boy |
| Black.: | man |
| Personality.: | changed. The kid Cassidy, this is for the hood... |
| Pickle.: | juice |
| Dilemna.: | Kelly Rowland :) |
| Love.: | bug |
| Liberal.: | arts |
| Conservative.: | recycling |
| Ball.: | to the wall |
| Moderate.: | moderator |
| Inept.: | duh |
| THE END. Congratulations. | |
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