1000 Questions -- The Longest Survey on Bzoink (Good luck!) | |
=>This or That<= | |
Pie or cake?:: | cake :) |
Pie or 3.14159...?:: | 3.14, of course |
Chocolate or vanilla?:: | chocolaté |
Black or white?:: | whitey |
Ceiling or floor?:: | ''to the windoooow! to the wall!'' |
Couch or bed?:: | it's a lot better to do stuff on the bed ;-) |
Cough or sneeze?:: | sneeze :P |
On or off?:: | leave it off |
Closed or open?:: | keep it closed |
Brush or comb?:: | my hands :) |
Long or short?:: | long, baby |
Big or small?:: | biggie |
Wet or dry?:: | wet wet wet |
Under or over?:: | going under |
Top or bottom?:: | bottom |
Fly or fall?:: | so fly |
Smile or frown?:: | smiley :) |
Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?:: | joy |
Hot or cold?:: | hot hot hot (Appalachian is hot hot hot!) |
Warm or cool?:: | warming up |
Rough or smooth?:: | smooth up |
Cat or dog?:: | kitty kats :) |
Snake or bird?:: | birds |
Shark or T-Rex?:: | umm, T-Rex? |
Past or present?:: | revel in the past |
Science fiction or fantasy?:: | www.fan-ta-see |
Dull or sharp?:: | so dull |
Live forever or die young?:: | it's too late for me to die young, so I'll live forever lol |
Books or television?:: | who reads books these days? |
Jump or skip?:: | jump (for your love) |
Fast or slow?:: | fast |
Run or walk?:: | walk this way |
Guy or girl?:: | neither. I like women. ;-) |
Disney or Warner Brothers?:: | Disney |
Belle or Jasmine?:: | Jazzy Phe |
Gaston or Cruella Deville?:: | Cruella |
Food or friends?:: | food, unless you have friends who have food |
Colors or black and white?:: | colors |
Cute or pretty?:: | pretty :) |
Good or evil?:: | good rules all |
Fruits or vegetables?:: | I like fruit, you loop |
Milk or juice?:: | juice |
Hot chocolate or gingerale?:: | hot cocoa |
Beer or wine?:: | Mountain Dew ;-) |
Movies or cartoons?:: | moovies |
Pillow or blanket?:: | fun pillows :) |
Moon or stars?:: | to the moon & back |
Sky or sea?:: | sea |
Explode or implode?:: | explosions are cool |
=>Odd Questions<= | |
What color is the bottom of your tongue?:: | uhh... purple? |
Your foot?:: | beige-ish |
Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?:: | nope... not even a foot fetish |
Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?:: | nahhhh. I like em old but not that old (and not male lol) |
Do you chew on your homework?:: | my tongue is tastier |
Pencils?:: | oh yeah |
Do you read the dictionary?:: | not regularly |
Encyclopedia?:: | Wikipedia :) |
Atlas?:: | oh yeah! |
Road map?:: | oh yeah! |
Do you memorize random facts?:: | sure, why not? |
Do you stalk anyone?:: | why? Who wants to know? |
Does anyone stalk you?:: | not that I know |
Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?:: | don't need to cut the grass. Someone else does it |
Do you dust your lawn?:: | nahh |
Do you collect dust?:: | unfortunately |
Lint?:: | nope |
Baby teeth?:: | nope |
Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?:: | ehh, sure ;-) |
Do you wish prostitution was legal?:: | it's not? |
Do you use lotion on your feet?:: | nope |
Do you have problems with Canadians?:: | nope, just the weather lol |
Mexicans?:: | no comment ;-) |
Americans?:: | there are a few |
The French?:: | nahh |
The English?:: | nahh |
Have you ever played a kazoo?:: | yup |
Have you ever shot someone?:: | nope |
Something?:: | in summer camp as a kid :) |
How many pairs of underwear do you own?:: | nine |
Jeans?:: | 4? |
What ring size are you?:: | dunno |
Belt size?:: | dunno |
Have you ever gotten anything amputated?:: | god, no! |
Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?:: | nope... it's in a box in the closet :) |
Do you eat a lot?:: | not currently. I have a cold :P |
Do you get excited over cameras?:: | absotively |
Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?:: | nahhh |
Poison?:: | the Alice Cooper song? Yes :) |
Knives?:: | only the Tiptaptwo (Final Fantasy fans will get that one) |
Cheese?:: | too cheesy |
Penguins?:: | march along |
Bald people?:: | I like hair |
Scrawny African children?:: | who am I, Angelina? |
Midgets?:: | that's very un-P.C. :P |
Pirates?:: | I like booty :) |
Corny jokes?:: | who doesn't? |
Are you a virgin?:: | unfortunately :P |
Are you a hermaphrodite?:: | lol no, but sometimes I think I have a vagina |
Do you tie string to your teeth?:: | nahhh |
Do you bite yourself?:: | on occasion |
Cut yourself?:: | only when I have to open boxes at work and I miss |
Do you get cold sores often?:: | not as often |
Do you have a cold right now?:: | you read my mind! lol |
Do you suffer from chronic migraines?:: | thankfully no |
Do you like to touch sharp objects?:: | lol no!!! |
Do you have a twitching problem?:: | nope |
Are you homicidal?:: | nuh-uh |
What do you do on the computer?:: | fill out surveys to post on Myspace :P |
Anything your parents should know about?:: | nahh... they know everything they need to know |
Are you happy with your life?:: | I'm content with it. It's the only one I got, right? |
Is everybody else happy with your life?:: | I doubt it |
Do you like 100% white grape juice?:: | never had it |
Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?:: | not during the winter |
How big is the universe?:: | eternal, right? |
What's the logic behind your answer?:: | school, my boy |
How many hours of sleep do you get every night?:: | 8 |
What do you dream about?:: | floating, being naked in public, my mom (RIP), running on my hands |
Anything your parents should know about?:: | no fair repeating questions :P |
Do you fall for Internet advertisements?:: | on occasion |
Do you enjoy bungee jumping?:: | no!!! |
Do you have AIM?:: | yeah, but I rarely use it |
MSN?:: | nope |
YIM?:: | nope |
A Neopets account?:: | nope |
A Vampirefreaks account?:: | nope |
A Quizilla account?:: | nope |
A Bzoink account?:: | nope |
Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?:: | sometimes |
Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?:: | lol no |
Do you get attacked by ladybugs?:: | nope |
Are you scared of everything that breathes?:: | nope |
Doesn't breathe?:: | lol nope |
Are you scared of anything at all?:: | oh yeah, a buncha things. I'm a scaredy-cat |
What?:: | automatic car washes, elevators, guns, talking to women, snakes, driving on skinny roads |
Which cardinal direction do you like best?:: | down south, baby |
Do you have a life?:: | lol no :P |
Do you have a microphone on your computer?:: | not attached right now, but I do have one |
A webcam?:: | nope |
A scanner?:: | of course |
A printer?:: | of course |
A cordless mouse?:: | nope |
Does your mouse light up?:: | nope |
Are you scared of mice?:: | yup |
What kind of computer do you have?:: | eMachines |
Were you ever physically abused?:: | thankfully no |
Verbally?:: | of course, who hasn't been? |
Sexually?:: | I'm a virgin - take a guess |
Do you wish you were a fish?:: | lol no |
A cat?:: | yeah, being a cat would be cool |
A dog?:: | nope, dogs are dumb |
Do you have a cell phone?:: | shore do |
What kind is it?:: | Verizon camera phone |
Do you weasel out of things?:: | nope |
Do your teachers like you?:: | I think they did |
Do your parents like you?:: | I hope so |
Do your siblings like you?:: | that I know for sure. My brudda likes me :) |
Does karma, if it exists, love you?:: | karma bites me in the arse |
Did you have a tail when you were born?:: | nope |
Do you enjoy school?:: | if I didn't have to wake up at 6am for it |
Do you sleep under or over the covers?:: | undercover (of the night) |
Do you sleep in a bed?:: | can't sleep anywhere else |
Do you catch yourself floating at times?:: | only in my dreams |
Are you a packrat?:: | nope, I throw stuff out |
Do you know HTML or CSS?:: | yes HTML, no CSS |
Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?:: | lol I hold back on unchewables |
Do you shy away from social situations?:: | of course, that's why I'm at home taking this survey lol |
Are you obsessed with shiny things?:: | yes lol |
Are you at least attracted to them?:: | :)~ |
Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?:: | it's a surprise |
Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?:: | I tried to break my brudda's tennis racket once, is that close? |
Do you label other people?:: | who doesn't? |
Are you proud?:: | no :P |
Do you like scrambled eggs?:: | yes! |
=>How bad can I make you Look?<= | |
Do you wash your hands frequently?:: | I avoid dirty situations, so no |
Do you wet the bed?:: | lol no |
What age did you stop?:: | I don't remember |
Do you lie a lot?:: | on occasion |
Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?:: | yes :P |
Brush your hair?:: | yes |
Do you use deoderant?:: | nope |
Do you masturbate?:: | who doesn't? |
How often?:: | once a day :) |
Are you an alcoholic?:: | no!!!!! |
A druggie?:: | no |
Do you drink illegally?:: | no |
Do you wear underwear?:: | briefs all the way, baby |
Do you change your underwear frequently?:: | once a day |
Are you a coward?:: | yes |
A loser?:: | yes |
An idiot?:: | I'm slightly smarter than an idiot |
Do you chatspeak?:: | can't you tell? |
Are you a bad friend?:: | I think I might be :P |
Are you untrustworthy?:: | no, you can trust me |
Unreliable?:: | I'm reliable... I think lol |
Do you pick your nose?:: | who doesn't? |
Are you imperfect?:: | we all are! |
Ugly?:: | I'm a 30-year-old virgin, what do you think? |
Do you have bad hair?:: | nahh, my hair is in good condition |
A big nose?:: | nope (women w/ big noses are sexy, though!) |
Are you shallow?:: | of course - all guys are lol |
Greedy?:: | nahhh, I can control myself |
Do you tell people you love them just to get want you want?:: | no way, I save that for when I mean it |
Do you have any /important/ talents?:: | ummm... no lol |
Do you burp often?:: | better than coming out the other end |
Are you impolite?:: | sometimes |
Disrespectful?:: | nahhh |
Sadistic?:: | a little |
Are you a pansy?:: | yes, and I love it lol |
Are you a conformist? (Hot Topic is a mainstream store, by the way.):: | there's nothing wrong with conforming |
Are you a fan of George W. Bush?:: | ehh, sure why not |
Do you have buck teeth?:: | nope |
Acne?:: | bacne lol |
Mental illnesses?:: | perfectionist disorder |
Are you fake?:: | nope, all my parts are real ;-) |
Does your breath smell?:: | I don't think so |
Do you have a strong body odor?:: | nope |
Do you have bad teeth?:: | nope |
Do you have a bull ring through your nose?:: | nope |
Are you overweight?:: | unfortunately :P |
Anorexic?:: | nope |
Bulimic?:: | nope |
Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?:: | not yet ;-) |
A tattoo?:: | not yet ;-) |
Are you a wannabe?:: | yes, and I really wanna zigazag ah |
Do you get bad grades?:: | yup |
What's your IQ level?:: | I scored 140 once |
Are you a bad guesser?:: | yes |
Are you slow?:: | I'm chopped & screwed lol |
Are you bad at reading people?:: | very much so |
Are you too nice for your own good?:: | for sure :P |
Do you have a lot of friends?:: | no lol |
Do you give in easily?:: | yes |
Are you stubborn?:: | nahhh |
Are you annoying?:: | some might say so |
Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?:: | nahhh |
Are you a necrophilliac?:: | nope |
Are you incestual?:: | nope |
Is your room messy?:: | nope |
Do you make fun of other people?:: | sometimes |
Do you respect your body?:: | nope :P |
Are you arrogant?:: | girls find arrogance hot, right? Then I'm not :P |
Do you have low self-esteem?:: | of course |
Are you unique?:: | nope - plain Joe |
Are your hands clammy?:: | nope |
Are you short?:: | nope |
Are you freakishly tall?:: | nope |
Do you like Simple Plan?:: | Pierre rules :) |
=>Beliefs<= | |
Do you believe in God?:: | absolutely |
Do you believe in magic?:: | ''and you know you're the one who can put out the fire...'' |
True love?:: | YES! |
Heaven?:: | yup |
Hell?:: | unfortunately :P |
Satan?:: | I deny him |
The Lord and Lady?:: | yup |
The Goddess?:: | you mean Eva Longoria? Or some other goddess? ;-) |
The Greek Gods or Goddesses?:: | nahh |
The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?:: | nahh |
Are you an atheist?:: | nope |
Agnostic?:: | unfortunately |
Do you believe in fairies?:: | I have no problem w/ fairies - they were born that way lol |
Dragons?:: | they're hard to kill on Final Fantasy |
Unicorns?:: | they heal your HP and status on Final Fantasy |
Gollums?:: | nope |
Santa?:: | what about him? lol |
The Easter Bunny?:: | it's gotta hurt to lay that many eggs at one time |
The Tooth Fairy?:: | nope |
Pixies?:: | nope |
Phoenixes?:: | I went to Phenix City, AL once and didn't see any, so no |
Elves?:: | he's the King! Oh, wait... you said ''elves''... |
Dwarves?:: | that's a little more P.C. than ''midget'' |
Mermaids?:: | only if they're as hot as Ariel |
Karma?:: | isn't she an Internet model? |
Immortality?:: | nope |
Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?:: | nope |
Mayan Gods?:: | nope |
Incan Gods?:: | nope |
Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?:: | ow... you're making me think... it hurts |
Do you believe in life on other planets?:: | yup. I saw E.T. |
Do you believe in parallel universes?:: | sure, why not lol |
Do you believe that black holes are time portals?:: | yup. I love the Soundgarden song too. ;-) |
Do you believe in Eternity?:: | yup |
Do you believe in evolution?:: | nope |
Do you believe in life after death?:: | in heaven or hell |
What happens to us after we die?:: | we face judgment day |
Do you believe in superheroes?:: | gotta have something to believe in |
Super villains?:: | sure, why else would superheroes exist? :) |
Do you believe in Fate?:: | yup |
That everything has a purpose?:: | yup |
Do you believe that everything revolves around money?:: | in one way or another |
Sex?:: | not necessarily |
Love?:: | it could have its hand in things |
Success?:: | yup - I'm a perfectionist. Success is everything |
Making yourself happy?:: | yup - why make yourself unhappy? |
Making others happy?:: | that too |
Religion?:: | ehhh, dunno |
Politics?:: | nope |
Do you believe in miracles?:: | yes! |
Angels?:: | yup |
Demons?:: | nope |
Ghosts?:: | yup |
Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?:: | absolutely - who wants to be mine? lol |
Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?:: | sure |
Do you believe in selfessness at all?:: | why not? |
Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?:: | isn't that what angels & miracles are for? |
Do you believe that the means justify the ends?:: | yup |
Do you believe that anything can happen?:: | nope - there are limits |
=>The Basics<= | |
Name:: | David |
Age:: | 31 |
Gender:: | I'm a MAN, baby |
Happy with it?:: | not really - other men tend to make me feel bad about being like them |
Eye color:: | blue |
Happy with it?:: | it's the color women prefer ;-) |
If not, what would you change it to?:: | wouldn't change them |
Hair color:: | brown |
Happy with it?:: | kindasorta |
If not, what would you change it to?:: | would love to be blond like I was when I was born |
Hair length:: | to the neck - no mullets here :) |
Hair style:: | straight & parted |
Have you ever dyed your hair?:: | nope |
What color?:: | - |
Do you dye your hair frequently?:: | nope |
Has it ever gotten damaged?:: | nope |
Are you clean-shaven?:: | yup - can't pull off facial hair |
What's your body type?:: | chubby but not fat |
Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between?:: | you just made me look at my hands. lol They're kinda short |
Thin or full lips?:: | thin |
Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?:: | thick |
Have you ever had lice?:: | nope |
How old were you?:: | - |
Nicknames:: | Big Ears, Dumbo, Radar, Big Swoll, Dave (I hate that one) |
Happy with them?:: | sometimes lol |
Aliases:: | Jim Runningwater, I Got A Pass, Pike74, Pike Spice |
What made you choose them?:: | a random conversation in HS about indians, an episode of Beavis & Butthead, a love for Fort Pike & a love for the Spice Girls :) |
If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?:: | Susan - mom thought I was gonna be a girl |
Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?:: | I've always thought Jennifer was a pretty name |
If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?:: | only because I'm tired of spelling it for people |
What heritage does your first name imply?:: | ummmm, Catholic? lol |
Middle name?:: | I have no idea (Michael) |
Last name?:: | that's from Finland |
Place of birth:: | Slidell Memorial Hospital |
Date of birth:: | 5-2-74 |
Nationality:: | Louisianan lol |
Were you named after anyone?:: | the David in the Bible |
Who?:: | I just told you lol |
What side of the family does your name come from?:: | Mom named me |
Did your parents immigrate?:: | nope - native citizens |
How about your grandparents?:: | they're native too |
Your great grandparents?:: | ummm, dunno |
Farther back into your family?:: | obviously |
Where did they emmigrate from?:: | dad's family is from Finland, mom's from Germany |
Where did they immigrate to?:: | Minnesota & Nebraska respectively |
Skin color:: | whitey |
What's your facial structure like?:: | my ears are big and my eyes look in opposite directions (a la Paris Hilton) |
Height:: | 5' 10'' |
Happy with it?:: | sure |
Weight:: | 190 |
Happy with it?:: | no :P |
How old are your parents?:: | retirement age |
What's your father's name?:: | Al |
Your mother's?:: | Helen |
Do you have any siblings?:: | Steve |
How old are they?:: | 33 |
What are their names?:: | I forgot ;-) |
Do you get along with your family?:: | sure |
Do you wish they were different?:: | nahhh |
Were you ever abused by any member of your family?:: | dad spanked me as a kid, but what dad doesn't? |
Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?:: | not that I can think of |
Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?:: | nope |
If so, why?:: | - |
Who do you get along with most?:: | my brudda |
=>Favorites<= | |
Color:: | blue |
Month:: | May - the beginning of summer :) |
Year:: | 1996, the year of my life - fell in love for the 1st time, got my 1st kiss, had my 1st relationship, returned to college after a break, bowled my first 600 series |
Decade:: | I love the 80's (strikes back) |
Century:: | the 1800s fascinate me a bit |
Millenium:: | prehistoric |
Animal:: | persian cat |
Movie:: | PeeWee's Big Adventure |
Book:: | Maxim magazine ;-) |
River:: | the Chattooga, separating GA & SC in the corner. Lots of waterfalls there |
Lake:: | Lake Pontchartrain, what else? lol |
Ocean:: | Atlantic, baby |
Country:: | US! |
City:: | Grand Isle, LA |
State:: | Alabama - I just love that state for some reason |
Province:: | only been to Ontario |
Place to go in your neighborhood:: | Bi-Lo. I find myself going there a lot lol |
Person:: | just one favorite person? ummm.... Jesus, I guess |
Relative:: | Aunt Cheryl is cool |
Pet:: | Kwigybo :) |
Actor:: | Michael Douglas |
Actress:: | Jennifer Lopez (good actress, bad singer lol) |
Celebrity:: | lemme think about that for a moment. THE SPICE GIRLS! |
Musician:: | one musician? I guess Tommy Lee |
Singer:: | Dexter Holland of the Offspring. What a voice! |
Band:: | take a guess ;-) |
Movie genre:: | dumb comedies (as opposed to romantic comedies) |
Book genre:: | magazines |
Play genre:: | don't see plays |
Play:: | - |
Musical:: | - |
Poem:: | don't have one |
Writer:: | don't have one of those either |
Song:: | Freestyle's ''Don't stop the rock'' |
Sport:: | football (the american game, not soccer lol) |
Drink:: | the Dew :) |
Food:: | pepperoni pizza |
Brand of cereal:: | hmmm... Count Chocula? |
Candy bar:: | Snickers Cruncher |
Disney princess:: | Cinderella |
Disney prince:: | Prince Charming |
Disney villain:: | the Grinch |
Disney character:: | was Shrek a Disney character? |
CD:: | Metallica's ''Load'', a.k.a. the sellout album (those fans are stupid for saying that about that masterpiece!) |
Director:: | Spielberg |
Videogame:: | Killer Instinct |
Computer game:: | M.U.L.E. |
Game:: | 52-card pickup ;-) |
Board game:: | Connect 4 |
Word game:: | Jumble |
Clothing style:: | white - I like wearing white shirts & I like seeing white jeans on women ;-) |
Truth or dare question:: | never played |
Fairy tale:: | dunno |
Lullaby:: | don't have one |
Holiday:: | Christmas! |
Mythological creature:: | dunno |
Miscellaneous item:: | porn ;-) |
Storybook character:: | dunno |
Movie character:: | Elle Woods from ''Legally Blonde''. I want a girl like that! |
Play character:: | don't have one |
Musical character:: | don't have one |
College:: | UL-Lafayette, a.k.a. USL, baby! Ragin Cajun! |
Football team:: | the Aints ;-) |
Soccer team:: | (in my best british accent) Manchester United |
Tennis player:: | Maria Sharapova. Yum. |
Hockey team:: | don't like hockey |
Basketball team:: | the Zags :) |
Baseball team:: | dem Yankees |
Swimmer:: | don't have one |
Track star:: | don't have one |
Vegetable:: | choppin' broccoli |
Fruit:: | naners |
Toothpaste brand:: | Crest |
Type of computer:: | one with a cable modem connection ;-) |
Medication:: | lol Don't have to take any medicines |
Poison:: | the Alice Cooper song |
Type of sword:: | samurai |
Type of gun:: | don't like guns |
Planet:: | Earth. Duh. |
Space feature:: | the sun |
Breed of cat:: | those fuzzy & stupid persians |
Dog:: | weenie dogs |
Spider:: | dead |
Fish:: | don't like fish |
Penguin:: | don't like penguins |
Species of crustacean:: | don't like crustaceans |
Arachnid:: | dead |
Insect:: | dragonflies. They're our friends since they only attack other insects |
Pair of socks:: | ones without holes |
Scooby-Doo character:: | Shaggy. Zoinks. |
Spongebob Squarepants character:: | Spongebob rules! |
Quote:: | Lil Jon yelling ''What????'' |
Adage:: | hmm... dunno |
President:: | George Washington, the pioneer president |
Astrological sign:: | Taurus, baby |
Chinese zodiac sign:: | dunno |
Number:: | 74 |
Short story:: | Once upon a time, they lived happily ever after. |
Word:: | quadrangular. It makes me laugh whenever I hear it |
Definition:: | don't have one |
Time period:: | the 10am hour |
Dictionary brand:: | Webster, of course |
Series of books:: | magazines |
Publishing company:: | dunno |
Illustrator:: | don't have one |
Artist:: | don't have one |
Childhood story:: | don't have one |
Childhood memory:: | watching the Jetsons before school, then watching You Can't Do That On Television after school |
Facial expression:: | smiles :) |
Serial killer:: | lol don't like them! |
Medieval torture device:: | chinese water torture is pretty evil |
Instrument:: | wanna see my instrument? ;-) |
Brand of chocolate:: | dark chocolate, baby |
Candy:: | Jelly Bellies |
Brand of candy:: | hmmm... Willy Wonka? |
Time of day:: | late mornings |
Codename Amour and Adori use:: | huh? |
Letter:: | D |
Inside joke:: | ''It's looking at you funny!'' |
Joke:: | From Steven Wright: I went to the cinema and the sign said 'Adults $5, children $2.50'. I said ''all right, give me 2 boys and a girl.'' |
Scent:: | Tide liquid detergent. Love it |
Onomotapoeia:: | beep beep! |
Alliteration:: | huh? |
=>The Ideal Mate<= | |
Hair color:: | brunette (but that's not to say I would make exceptions lol) |
Hair length:: | long |
Hair style:: | styled or permed |
Eye color:: | no preference |
Skin color:: | no preference |
Any makeup?:: | yes! I love makeup |
Clothing style:: | no preference, however no nudists lol |
Shy or outgoing?:: | shy |
Happy or depressed?:: | happy! |
Funny or serious?:: | both |
Abusive or kind?:: | a little of both? |
Respectful or perverted?:: | a little of both, since I am ;-) |
Completely describe their personality:: | non-bitchy, non-golddigging, loves men not boys, down to earth |
This is another space if you need it:: | - |
Ideal height:: | 5' 10'' - I've never dated someone my height |
Ideal weight:: | no preference |
Body type:: | dependant on the girl - some look good skinny, some with weight |
Completely describe their appearances:: | not dirty, no leg hair or armpit hair |
This is another space if you need it:: | bonus points if she looks like Eva Longoria ;-) |
Cup size or condom size:: | no preference, as long as she has some boobage going on lol |
Masochistic or sadistic?:: | I can deal with either lol |
Conformist or nonconformist?:: | either |
Artistic or athletic?:: | artistic b/c I'm not athletic |
Intellectual or unintelligent?:: | dumb girls bug me, so intellectual |
Complex or simple?:: | simple - what guy would be with a complex girl? |
What would their hobbies be?:: | spending nights in instead of hitting bars & parties |
Interests?:: | me ;-) |
Obsessions:: | the penis lol |
Would they hug you often?:: | sure |
Kiss you often?:: | I should only be so lucky! lol |
Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?:: | sure |
Have you already found your ideal mate?:: | nope |
Or as close as someone can get?:: | yup.... and she left before we could meet (long story) |
Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?:: | sometimes - I have a low sex drive |
Are you in love?:: | only with the Spice Girls :) |
What will you do together?:: | go to the beach or mountains, bowl, take surveys ;-) |
Your ideal date:: | having one lol |
Your ideal wedding:: | in the cathedral at St. Augustine, FL |
How many kids?:: | 0 |
What will their names be?:: | - |
What do you think they would look like?:: | hopefully not me lol |
Will you even have kids?:: | probably not, but who knows |
If not, why?:: | I'm not fit to be a father, and this I know for a fact |
Will you even get married?:: | I'd be open to it |
If no, why?:: | - |
Are you taken or single?:: | single, baby |
=>Dislikes<= | |
Least favorite color:: | grey :P |
Animal:: | snakes |
Number:: | 666 |
President:: | hmmm.... don't think I have a least favorite prez. |
Actor:: | will have to get back to you on that one |
Actress:: | Jessica Simpson :P |
Director:: | Quentin Tarantino - too violent for me |
Celebrity:: | Paris Hilton - why is she a celebrity again? |
Artist:: | don't have one |
Illustrator:: | don't have one |
Poet:: | don't have one |
Writer:: | don't have one |
Band:: | Nine Inch Nails |
Musician:: | P. Diddy (if you can call him a musician) |
Singer:: | that guy from Coheed & Cambria |
Food:: | scalloped potatoes :P |
Fruit:: | tangerines |
Vegetable:: | brussel sprouts |
Candy:: | anything cinnamon flavored |
Candy bar:: | Zero |
Brand of chocolate:: | white chocolate |
Skittles flavor:: | they're all the same, aren't they? lol |
Month:: | February - it's cold & Valentine's Day is in the middle of it |
Year:: | 1990 was a horrible year for me, but at least that year I started to learn to drive |
Decade:: | 40's |
Century:: | hmmm.... dunno |
Millenium:: | the first (years 0-999) because we don't know much about them |
Era:: | don't have one |
Time period:: | from midnight to 5am - it's so boring then |
Battle of the Civil War:: | Appomattox - that's where the south surrendered |
War:: | Vietnam :P |
Battle of WWII:: | don't know any |
Battle of American Revolution:: | don't know any |
Genius:: | least favorite genius? ummm... don't have one |
Genus of plant:: | Venus flytraps |
Flower:: | roses. They smell like poo-poo-poo. ;-) |
Tree:: | don't have one |
Hair color:: | purple |
Eye color:: | don't have one |
Fairy tale:: | don't have one |
Disney princess:: | don't have one |
Disney villain:: | don't have one |
Disney prince:: | don't have one |
Movie character:: | Drago from Rocky 4. He scared me as a kid |
Play character:: | don't have one |
Book character:: | don't have one |
Musical character:: | don't have one |
Play:: | don't have one |
Musical:: | don't have one |
Person:: | hmmmm... I dunno. Terrell Owens? |
Brand of cereal:: | Grape Nuts. Yuck. |
Brand of battery:: | generics die too easily |
Mental illness:: | sleepwalkers scare me |
Medication:: | meth lol |
Serial killer:: | all of them |
Poison:: | all of them |
Type of sword:: | daggers |
Type of gun:: | all of them |
Toothpaste brand:: | Aquafresh |
Scent:: | sulphur (rotten eggs, stink bombs) |
Taste:: | hot peppers |
Sound:: | cars booming their bass and all you can hear is boom-boom-boom |
Sexual position:: | lol anal looks uncomfortable |
Article of clothing:: | camouflage |
=>What do you think Of...<= | |
Ugly people?:: | I'm a member :P |
Pretty people?:: | they're conceited and look down on us uglies |
Bald people?:: | a good look for some people |
Scrawny African children?:: | sympathetic |
Religion?:: | God's watching |
Politics?:: | everyone thinks they can run the country/world, but I trust our leaders |
Abortion?:: | forgiveable if the baby was a result of rape or the birth would result in health problems |
Church?:: | never understood their importance, even though I attended as a kid |
Separation of church and state?:: | this is one nation under God, it was started that way, leave it that way |
Blondes?:: | they get a bad rap, but at the same time, they only fuel the stereotype ;-) |
Brunettes?:: | they're hot hot hot! |
Redheads?:: | women find them pretty more so than guys do |
Mainstream rock?:: | you mean stuff like Hawthorne Heights? It's overdone but some good bands seep through :) |
Abercrombie?:: | don't care |
Pop music?:: | I love it, always have, always will |
Classic rock?:: | boring, except Elvis, of course lol |
Roleplaying?:: | I'd be up for it as long as I didn't find my role too creepy |
Emo music?:: | indifferent |
Ignorance?:: | it's bliss sometimes |
Stupidity?:: | it's a disease in the south lol |
Mental retardation?:: | sympathetic |
My friend, Kcaiyettlyinnee?:: | who cares besides you? lol |
Friends?:: | everyone needs them |
Disrespect?:: | if you don't show respect, you don't deserve it back |
Immaturity?:: | it's fun :) |
Republicans?:: | I'm one :P |
Democrats?:: | it's all so wrong! lol |
George W. Bush?:: | wrongly given a lot of disrespect |
Your mom? (OH, BURN.):: | poor thing left too early |
My mom?:: | is she single? lol |
Me?:: | are you single? (and a girl? lol) |
This survey?:: | I'm over halfway done! |
Dry walls?:: | ehhhh |
Painted walls?:: | as long as it's not an ugly shade |
Drugs?:: | for medicine, good. For fun, bad |
Alcohol?:: | it's stupid, tastes horrible & makes people risk their lives |
Prostitution?:: | what's the big deal? She wants money for sex. So do wives! |
Premarital sex?:: | if it happens, it happens. Would you marry someone who was bad in bed? |
Teenage sex?:: | it's going to happen regardless, so teach them to be safe |
People?:: | get to know the good ones, ignore the bad ones |
Your classmates?:: | most of them picked on me |
Your co-workers?:: | they ain't too bright |
Your school?:: | SHS was boring |
Your family?:: | dysfunctional but still talking lol |
My family?:: | don't know em |
Your mental health?:: | I like being a nice guy but it irks me at times |
My mental health?:: | you need a lobotomy lol |
Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?:: | creepy for adults & teenagers |
Your life?:: | it could be better but it could be worse |
My life?:: | you're still alive, so what can you do? lol |
The color green?:: | green trees mean warm weather is here! Yay! |
Pickles?:: | yummy |
Food?:: | gotta have it |
Electricity?:: | gotta have it |
Niagra falls?:: | I so want to go! |
Cataracts?:: | lol no opinion |
Bridges?:: | things of greatness |
Braces?:: | annoyances |
Dictionairies?:: | useful |
Television?:: | mindless fun |
Fairy tales?:: | just dreams |
Hollywood?:: | Eva Longoria lives there, right? ;-) |
MTV?:: | I miss videos |
=>Currently...<= | |
What are you feeling?:: | myself |
Smelling?:: | nothing since I have a cold |
Seeing?:: | my puter screen |
Hearing?:: | my iPod |
Doing?:: | filling out this survey |
Who are you talking to online?:: | no one |
On the phone?:: | no one |
What room of the house are you in?:: | living room |
Are you cold?:: | nope |
Bored?:: | yup lol |
Warm?:: | yup |
Hot?:: | I wish I was hot lol |
Do you look nice?:: | nope |
What are you wearing?:: | torn clothes |
Are you eating anything?:: | my tongue |
Drinking anything?:: | finished a cherry Pepsi |
What's your heart rate?:: | dunno |
BMI?:: | dunno |
What brand of shoes are you wearing?:: | barefoot |
What are you wishing for?:: | that I get 2 weeks of vacation in a row in the summer |
What are you worried about?:: | filling out this whole survey, then the puter crashing or not generating the HTML code lol |
Sad about?:: | I have to work 9 nights in a row |
Happy about?:: | I'm going to south Georgia after those 9 nights :) |
Angry about?:: | writing people on Myspace, them reading my msg & not responding |
Serious about?:: | God |
Laughing about?:: | guys who show up at my store at 4am alone b/c they couldn't get a girl to go home with them |
Talking about?:: | nothing |
Typing about?:: | this survey... duh |
=>Friends<= | |
Who are your friends?:: | people who don't dislike me lol |
Your best friends?:: | people who don't dislike me who have known me for a long time |
Who do you hang out with most?:: | myself |
Who do you treat the best?:: | all my friends |
Who treats you the best?:: | most of them |
Do you even have friends?:: | lol shhh! |
If so, why are you taking this survey?:: | no comment ;-) |
Who's the funny one?:: | Steve |
The smart one?:: | Kathy |
The depressed one?:: | I don't make friends w/ depressing people |
The punk?:: | don't think I have any punk friends |
The goth?:: | Pat, a.k.a. the Trenchcoat |
The prep?:: | me lol |
The jock?:: | don't think I have any jock friends |
The outcast?:: | Pat |
The stupid one?:: | me lol |
The one who you think will kill someone one day?:: | dunno. Steph? lol ;-) |
The annoying one?:: | me |
The hyper one?:: | Steph |
The oblivious one?:: | Megs? lol |
The romantic?:: | my brudda |
The pervert?:: | me |
The content one?:: | me |
The liar?:: | don't know. Who's been lying? Show of hands! |
The cheapskate?:: | me |
The ominous one?:: | Megs? |
The disrespectful one?:: | dunno |
The abusive one?:: | don't have abusive friends |
The hot one?:: | Tonya |
The ugly one?:: | me |
The one that hates you?:: | he/she wouldn't be a friend, would they? |
The one that hates you, but hangs out with you anyway?:: | none |
The back-up one?:: | dunno |
The fighter?:: | don't have any fight friends (that I know of) |
The lover?:: | all of us? :) |
The hippie?:: | don't think I have any hippie friends. Kathy, are you a hippie? |
The druggie?:: | don't make friends w/ druggies |
The alcoholic?:: | don't know |
The one that's recovering?:: | dunno |
The one that's in jail?:: | lol none |
The one that is most likely to be in jail?:: | heh. I dunno. Hopefully not me |
The one that's going to be executed?:: | none of us |
The most likely to be murdered?:: | egads, hopefully none of us |
The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?:: | lol Steve ;-) |
The most likely to stay there forever?:: | lol none of us |
The normal one?:: | me |
The conformist?:: | me |
The nonconformist?:: | Keith |
The masochistic one?:: | me |
The sadistic one?:: | hmmm... dunno |
The weird one?:: | Steve |
The musical one?:: | Keith |
The artistic one?:: | Keith |
The perfect one?:: | we're not perfect |
The literary genius?:: | (or ''nerd'', as it's commonly known lol) me |
The fugitive?:: | me? |
The juvenille delinquint?:: | Steph :) |
The Jewish one?:: | don't think I have any Jewish friends |
The Christian one?:: | me |
The Buddhist one?:: | none |
The Muslim one?:: | none |
The Hindu one?:: | none that I know |
The Catholic one?:: | Steve? |
The Wiccan one?:: | none |
The atheist?:: | none that I know |
The agnostic?:: | me |
The cutter?:: | none |
The anorexic one?:: | none |
The bulimic one?:: | none |
The skinny one?:: | not me lol |
The thin one?:: | isn't that the same as skinny? |
The fat one?:: | me lol |
The obese one?:: | don't think I have any friends who are obese |
The Satanic one?:: | none! |
=>Have you Ever...<= | |
Gone on a cruise?:: | not yet |
Beaten someone up?:: | nope |
Been beaten up?:: | nope |
Bullied someone?:: | nope |
Been bullied?:: | yup |
Attempted suicide?:: | nope |
Attempted murder?:: | nope |
Nearly died?:: | nope |
Broken the law?:: | yup |
Stolen something?:: | yup |
Had an abortion?:: | lol nope |
Known the president?:: | nope |
Had an affair with the president?:: | lol shhh! |
Met a famous person?:: | does the local weatherman count? |
Masturbated?:: | lol who doesn't! |
Gotten drunk?:: | nope |
Gotten high?:: | nope |
Had masochistic sex?:: | nope |
Had an affair?:: | nope |
Been out of the country?:: | nope |
Out of state?:: | yup |
Out of your town?:: | yup |
Written a poem?:: | yup |
A story?:: | yup |
A novel?:: | nope |
A song?:: | nope |
Gotten published?:: | yup, in my school's paper :) |
Written a love poem?:: | yup |
Story?:: | nope |
Novel?:: | nope |
Song?:: | nope |
Said that you hated the world?:: | nope |
Finished school?:: | high school :) |
Flunked a grade?:: | nope |
Flunked a test?:: | of course, who hasn't |
Flunked a subject?:: | yup |
Read a book for enjoyment?:: | nope lol |
Bungee jumped?:: | nope |
Skydived?:: | nope |
Danced?:: | nope |
Been to a dance?:: | nope |
Suba dived?:: | nope |
Broken a bone?:: | nope |
Gotten a nose bleed?:: | nope |
Had an orgasm?:: | lol yup ;-) |
Suffered from psychosis?:: | nope |
Wished you could get away with something?:: | yup |
Thought of killing someone?:: | unfortunately :P |
Thought of killing yourself?:: | as a teen |
Saved someone's life?:: | nope |
Saved your own?:: | haven't been in any life-threatening situations |
Gone to the beach?:: | love it |
Gone fishing?:: | nope |
Gone to an island?:: | yup |
Died in a dream?:: | nope |
Had a dream that came true?:: | don't think so |
Kissed someone in the rain?:: | nope |
Gotten pregnant?:: | lol no ;-) |
Eaten calamari?:: | nope |
Lobster?:: | nope |
Helped anybody during the holidays?:: | yup |
Helped a stranger?:: | yup |
Kissed a stranger?:: | nope |
Hugged a stranger?:: | yup |
Had sex with a stranger?:: | lol no |
=>Can You...<= | |
Kiss your elbow?:: | probably |
Touch your nose with your tongue?:: | nope |
Stick your fist in your mouth?:: | nope |
Touch your toes?:: | yup |
Give away money?:: | yup |
Marry a family member?:: | lol no |
Hire an assassin?:: | nope |
Get ahold of drugs?:: | nope |
Alcohol?:: | yup |
Stay up all night?:: | yup |
Stay up for /ten/ nights?:: | nope |
Finish this survey?:: | almost there, aren't I? lol |
Swim?:: | yup |
Draw well?:: | nope |
Sing well?:: | moderately |
Write well?:: | kinda |
Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?:: | lol no |
Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?:: | no :) |
Without milk?:: | - |
Predict the future?:: | nope |
=>Would you Ever...<= | |
Sacrifice everything for a friend?:: | everything? Sorry, can't do that |
A lover?:: | can't do that either |
Give your life for a friend?:: | oy. I dunno |
A lover?:: | dunno... maybe |
Give your life to save a stranger's?:: | don't think I can |
Post yourself having sex up on the Internet?:: | lol who'd wanna watch me have sex? |
Sell yourself?:: | nope |
Have cyber sex?:: | done it ;-) |
Real sex?:: | of course |
With who?:: | Eva Longoria lol |
Here's an extra space if you need one:: | and I guess Kelly Ripa, Kristin Chenoweth, Stacy Keibler, Mya, Mel C, Dawn Yanek, an NFL cheerleader... |
Lie to a friend?:: | if it would protect his/her feelings |
Lie to your parents?:: | nope |
Lie to a lover?:: | nope, because girlfriends have a way of finding out the truth lol |
Steal from your parents?:: | nope |
Hug them in public?:: | yup |
Blow up your house?:: | lol no! |
Abuse someone?:: | nope |
Use someone?:: | nope |
Recommend this survey to a friend?:: | lol sure |
=>Would you ever Be...<= | |
A fireman?:: | nope, although I respect the job they do |
Policeman?:: | same thing |
Serial killer?:: | nope |
Doctor?:: | don't have the smarts |
Surgeon?:: | ditto |
Prostitute?:: | lol how much do you think I could get? ;-) |
Playboy model?:: | I'd love to be in Playgirl! |
Writer?:: | nope |
Artist?:: | nope |
Musician?:: | nope |
Assassin?:: | nope |
Ninja?:: | lol nope |
Soldier?:: | nope |
President?:: | nope |
Darth Vader?:: | nope |
Pilot?:: | nope |
Mortician?:: | nope |
Forensic scientist?:: | nope |
Detective?:: | nope |
Lawyer?:: | nope |
Drug-dealer?:: | nope |
Pirate?:: | nope |
Box-carrier?:: | lol I carry boxes at work, yes :) |
Store clerk?:: | that's what I am now lol |
Banker?:: | I could do that |
Criminal?:: | nope |
Target?:: | lol nope |
Professional wrestler?:: | no way |
Tennis player?:: | nope |
Rapper?:: | I'm too white |
Country singer?:: | don't know enough about its history |
Pop star?:: | sure |
Actor?:: | nope |
Plastic surgeon?:: | nope |
=>Why...<= | |
Is the sky blue?:: | because a green sky would be ugly? |
Is the world round?:: | so we don't fall off the edges |
Is the world unfair?:: | ask the people on top :P |
Are most people selfish?:: | they're trying to get on top |
Impolite?:: | they're thinking of themselves |
Disrespectful?:: | they're xenophobic |
Conforming?:: | they don't trust their own judgments (and I include myself lol) |
Are there religions?:: | I don't know. As a Christian, I like to think there's only one God |
Theories?:: | people don't want to believe that one God can do it all |
Opinions?:: | different ways of being raised |
Are humans so intelligent?:: | would you want to live in a world run by primates? lol |
Do we need air?:: | that's the way God meant for us |
Do we age?:: | another thing God did |
Do we die?:: | the world would be too crowded if people lived forever |
Can't pigs fly?:: | sure they can - buy them a ticket ;-) |
Is there cheddar cheese in the world?:: | dunno lol |
Swiss?:: | someone hated cheese so much he shot holes in it? |
American?:: | it's yummy :) |
Are you taking this?:: | because it's a challenge to answer 1000 questions lol |
=>When was the last Time...<= | |
You brushed your teeth?:: | before bed |
Took a shower?:: | after bed :) |
Ate?:: | after I showered |
Drank?:: | just now |
Drank an alcoholic beverage?:: | when I had a sip of wine during mom's funeral |
Took a pill?:: | took an Advil after I ate |
Smoked?:: | never |
You got your photograph taken?:: | last time I was at Hooters |
You got caught doing something bad?:: | probably my last speeding ticket |
Had sex?:: | hasn't happened yet :P |
Dyed your hair?:: | never |
Hurt someone physically?:: | don't think I ever have |
Hurt someone emotionally?:: | probably when I broke up with my last cyber-gf |
Did your homework?:: | ummm... spring of 2000? lol |
Hung out with your friends?:: | dunno |
Got drunk?:: | don't do that |
Got high?:: | don't do that |
Said: | just now |
Said: | just then ;-) |
Took a survey?:: | some time ago |
Won a contest?:: | a radio promotion in 98. I got a free Mix 104.1 shirt & coffee mug. Hoorah for me lol |
Went out on a date?:: | too long ago |
Had a strong sexual drive?:: | heh... early in my college days |
=>Word Association<= | |
Bed.: | sleep |
Curtains.: | blinds |
Lights.: | camera, action |
Music.: | make you lose control! |
Candles.: | in the wind |
Closet.: | out of |
Door.: | knob |
Window.: | pane |
Onomotapoeia.: | beep beep, who got the keys to the Jeep? Vroooom... |
Dog.: | breath |
Cat.: | nap |
Egypt.: | Egyptian Lover, baby |
Corey.: | Hart (I wear my sunglasses at night...) |
Mirror.: | on the wall |
Case.: | mate (a casemate is the outer wall of a fort) |
Cage.: | Johnny Cage from Mortal Kombat |
Cave.: | man |
Nutella.: | not telling? |
Bird.: | man! (Baby of Cash Money) |
Bear.: | hug |
Death.: | bed |
Life.: | water |
White.: | boy |
Black.: | man |
Personality.: | changed. The kid Cassidy, this is for the hood... |
Pickle.: | juice |
Dilemna.: | Kelly Rowland :) |
Love.: | bug |
Liberal.: | arts |
Conservative.: | recycling |
Ball.: | to the wall |
Moderate.: | moderator |
Inept.: | duh |
THE END. Congratulations. | |
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